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John Coulbourn

Don’t Judge Me with Your Yardstick

You think you know everything about me already, based on a few podcast appearances or some salacious tidbit you heard. But please, please…

1 min readFeb 14, 2024

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Don’t Judge Me with Your Yardstick

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John Coulbourn

Happy Birthday Earth!

It’s hard to believe you’re 4.543 billion years old today. Typical Taurus, dependable and enduring. You have an affinity for nature that’s…

2 min readApr 22, 2022

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Happy Birthday Earth!

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John Coulbourn
in
MuddyUm

A Farewell to Amusing You

by Larry Bobbins

4 min readApr 8, 2022

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A Farewell to Amusing You

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John Coulbourn
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Doctor Funny

There’s No Way They Let Me Get 100 Followers

by Larry Bobbins

3 min readMar 25, 2022

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There’s No Way They Let Me Get 100 Followers

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John Coulbourn
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The Lark

The Affable Gentleman Who Brought Chaos to Unsuspecting Consumers

Fiction

8 min readJun 4, 2021

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The Affable Gentleman Who Brought Chaos to Unsuspecting Consumers

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John Coulbourn

Happy Birthday Earth

It’s hard to believe you’re 4.543 billion years old today. Typical Taurus, dependable and enduring. You have an affinity for nature that’s…

2 min readApr 22, 2021

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Happy Birthday Earth

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John Coulbourn

How to Write Funny, People

Why? What’s the point?

2 min readApr 12, 2021

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How to Write Funny, People

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John Coulbourn

How to Walk in the Rain

A Timely Reprimer

3 min readJul 15, 2020

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How to Walk in the Rain

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John Coulbourn

A Father’s Day Action Story

Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land And don’t criticize What you can’t understand

3 min readJun 13, 2020

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A Father’s Day Action Story

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John Coulbourn

Two Idiots Sea Kayaking to the Music of ‘What If’

“Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors.” — Friedrich W. Nietzsche, Ecce Homo, “Why I Am so Clever”

7 min readFeb 4, 2020

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Two Idiots Sea Kayaking to the Music of ‘What If’

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John Coulbourn

John Coulbourn

Writer by day and night with hardly a moment to get any of it down. My apologies. Still working for Larry Bobbins productions. Ugh.

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